bdriz asked: I SAW YOU AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE LIKE A WEEK AGO.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU! I was working and didn’t want to be like “Hey I know you, right??”
Yes it is.
Egg cooks at a different temperature than beef so instead of constantly changing the grill’s temperature to satisfy the one motherfucker that wants an Egg McMuffin at 4pm, they just raise it at the time most people typically finish eating Breakfast in the morning.
you people would be amazed at how many angry mcdonalds employee hate messages i’ve gotten for this post
so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…
then he sent this
apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire
Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death